Love

1. Detroit Pistons (NBA) (Hail Bill!)
2. Manchester United (EPL)
3. Auckland Blues (Union)
4. Detroit Lions (NFL)
5. North Melbourne (haha) Kangaroos (AFL)

Hate
1. Chelsea (EPL)
2. West Coast Eagles (AFL)
3. Les Bleus (Rugby Union)
4. Oakland Raiders (NFL)
5. San Antonio Spurs (NBA)