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    Peta Milk

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    On the one hand, it would probably be MUCH better for us than cow's milk. On the other hand, I wouldn't want to drink some random woman's milk.


    Which is probably PETA's point.

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    Ideal for fetishists. It'd end up like the phone-sex stereotype.

    *hot model poses* "Care to try my milk?" she asks suggestively

    /cut to factory

    A dozen trollops chain-smoking while they sit in a row at a metal horror of human milking.

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    Originally posted by Rilthyn
    Ideal for fetishists. It'd end up like the phone-sex stereotype.

    *hot model poses* "Care to try my milk?" she asks suggestively

    /cut to factory

    A dozen trollops chain-smoking while they sit in a row at a metal horror of human milking.
    Heh, reminds me of the prostitute in "Shoot Em Up"
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    I can see a new line of dairy farms springing up.

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    Originally posted by Kraxe
    I can see a new line of dairy farms springing up.
    I can see a new line of dairy farmers springing up.
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    Originally posted by Gromgor
    I can see a new line of dairy farmers springing up.
    Your double entendre is both noted and enjoyed.

    Seriously, screw PETA. I have no objection to ice cream made with human milk, but I don't have the sort of money it would cost to actually BUY the shit.

    Cows are cheaper and taste better. And if the Almighty did not intend for me to eat them, he/she/them/it [/pc_bone_toss] would not have made them from delicious meat.
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    Originally posted by Maelgrim
    Cows are cheaper and taste better.
    Cow's fault for being so delicious.
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    Originally posted by Savaric
    Cow's fault for being so delicious.
    It really is. There is no cow that you can put in front of me that I won't eat. Unless its mad.... hmm. Point is. Cows are tasty!

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