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    Boy Returns Lost Bank Deposit Bag Of More Than $100,000

    http://www.kutv.com/content/news/loc...dc2d9a&rss=991

    This is a classic moral dilemma. The kid got completely shafted for doing the right thing, though. You'd think they'd be a bit more grateful.

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    I thought it was customary to recieve a percentage...hmm. If I ever find a bag, screw it. Life will be nice for me for a while.
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    If someone with actual monetary issues came across that bag and kept it, I'd never blame them. Even if it was my money. Anyone who can put that much money in a bag, leave it lying around, and completely forget about it REALLY doesn't need it that bad and I find this a wee bit far fetched.

    Still, good for the boy. I'd have thrown it at my college loan if I were him =P

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    Jared said that the campus police gave him $20 for his honesty and a campus cashier made him cookies.
    Wow. Just wow. That's absolutely ridiculous. They should have given him at least $10,000.
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    Would keep it 100% of the time. It's a victimless crime, like punching a stranger.
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    I'd sit on it for a while... keep it safe and see who made a fuss about loosing it or if it was covered by surveillancer cameras.

    After that.. donate a considerable percentage to charity.. possibly onw called Kravenar's Retirement Fund.

    Although another thought...... if you waited for a double XP reg special...... that'd be what - 216,000,000 xp... is that enough to roll up a second and reg straight to Hegemon? If you did that you'd have to be a blunt specialist and get an autoload that was just a big 'ol money bag that you belted your foes over the head with.

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    Originally posted by kravenar
    If you did that you'd have to be a blunt specialist and get an autoload that was just a big 'ol money bag that you belted your foes over the head with.
    LOL!
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    Originally posted by Aristotle
    LOL!
    Seconded!!

    Can you make an artifact drop somewhere.... hmm, I dunno... Maybe if you kill Kleiburn or his assistant?
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    Originally posted by Aristotle
    Wow. Just wow. That's absolutely ridiculous. They should have given him at least $10,000.
    That's what I was gonna comment on. Twenty dollars, lol. Would have had me miffed. As much as I would love to have reclaimed some money from a greedy university... It was indoors. We have cameras at our campus. I can see myself sitting with two detectives and a rolex on my wrist. "For the hundreth time, I never saw a bag..."

    Moneybag autoload. rofl
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    Originally posted by Savaric
    As much as I would love to have reclaimed some money from a greedy university... It was indoors.
    He should have pulled out at least $10-20 grand for himself before returning. Then again, maybe he did.
    Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."

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