http://www.tampabays10.com/news/loca...?storyid=79533
I suppose this is some sort of vengeance since Florida's wacky creationists recently suffered a setback about banning evolution in schools.Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.
But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.
"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.
When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell and went much farther than he'd hoped.
"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.
Not that all evolutionists are wizards of course.
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May 6th, 2008 03:40 AM #1Bullfrog
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Florida discriminates against wizards!
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May 6th, 2008 07:39 AM #2Tree Frog
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He must have read the Harry Potter Satanic Bible and cast a spell on all those poor, innocent students.
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May 6th, 2008 12:16 PM #3tadpole
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May 6th, 2008 02:06 PM #4Fire Bellied Toad
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Poor, innocent muggles. They are called muggles Rijiny. And everyone knows the ministry of magic would never approve of such frivilous performances of magic on muggles.Originally posted by Rijiny
He must have read the Harry Potter Satanic Bible and cast a spell on all those poor, innocent students.Sure, I got a secret. More 'n one. Don't seem likely I tell 'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan colony knows better than to talk to strangers. You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty thief with delusions standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.
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May 6th, 2008 04:57 PM #5Tree Frog
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Right..... Let's send the bastard to Azkaban!Originally posted by Elvion
Poor, innocent muggles. They are called muggles Rijiny. And everyone knows the ministry of magic would never approve of such frivilous performances of magic on muggles.Rijiny, Angel of Death
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May 6th, 2008 07:11 PM #6Bullfrog
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Wizards are second class humans, heck they arent even humans, let's only count them as 3/5th's a person for purposes of counting representatives.
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May 6th, 2008 11:27 PM #7Tree Frog
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Can I count my cat as 3/5th a person too?Originally posted by Joreth
Wizards are second class humans, heck they arent even humans, let's only count them as 3/5th's a person for purposes of counting representatives.Rijiny, Angel of Death
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Cats are more real than wizardry is. They get a full vote.
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May 7th, 2008 04:40 PM #9Bullfrog
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Cats can be counted at 4/5ths and dogs at 6/5ths.Originally posted by Rijiny
Can I count my cat as 3/5th a person too?
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May 7th, 2008 04:55 PM #10Bullfrog
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So wizards don't have rights under the Constitution?
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