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  1. October 30th, 2007 03:41 AM #1
    Malacasta
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    Man attempts sex with bicycle.

    THERE is no gentle way of saying this: Robert Stewart has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught “trying” to have sex with a bicycle.
    http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/177208.html
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  2. October 30th, 2007 06:04 PM #2
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    I reckon it's a bit odd that he's put on the sex register when he was effectively masturbating in a hotel room, isn't it?
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  3. October 30th, 2007 07:26 PM #3
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    This brings into question the use of other masturbatory items such as, oh, I don't know....dildos.

    If a guy is using a bicycle to have sex, I fail to find a victim in the "crime". Unless you're classifying it as some sort of deviant act or sodomy.
    If violence is not your last resort, you have failed to resort to enough of it.
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  4. October 30th, 2007 07:59 PM #4
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    I don't really believe this is real, its a little TOO far fetched. I mean seriously, how is it possible to even try to have sex with a bike?
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  5. October 30th, 2007 08:33 PM #5
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    Aren't we forgetting the bicycle's feelings in all of this?
    I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.

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  6. October 30th, 2007 08:35 PM #6
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    Was it the kind of bicycle that would respect him in the morning?
    All shrank, like boys who unaware,
    Ranging the woods to start a hare,
    Come to the mouth of the dark lair
    Where, growling low, a fierce old bear
    Lies amidst bones and blood.
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  7. October 30th, 2007 09:18 PM #7
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    Originally posted by Darion
    Was it the kind of bicycle that would respect him in the morning?
    Not if it was the town bike.
    "quod nihil sit tam infirmium aut quam fama potentiae nom sua vi nixae"
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