How about we start a thread for awesome insults and flames. This blog I read this morning is brilliant.
http://punkassblog.com/2007/10/03/fe...rt-themselves/
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October 16th, 2007 08:15 PM #1Bullfrog
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If I was your right hand I’d refuse to form a fist. That’s how alone you should be.
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October 16th, 2007 08:30 PM #2Bullfrog
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In the 90's, Australia's Prime Minister was Paul Keating. One of his claims to fame was his never ending stream of invective. There is a late night show on tv "Question Time" that broadcasts parliament, and when he was in office it was obligatory watching.
The website below lists a few of his insults (remember, he's basically the Australian equivalent of the POTUS).
http://www.webcity.com.au/keating/
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October 16th, 2007 09:50 PM #3Moderator
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See, now, that has some interesting intellectual insults. Why can't more politicians be creative with their curses?Originally posted by Malacasta
http://www.webcity.com.au/keating/The man who gets angry at the right things and with the right people, and in the right way and at the right time and for the right length of time, is commended. - Aristotle (but not the Aristotle you're thinking of)
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. - Albert Einstein
Mainly to keep a lid on the world's cat population. - Anon
I pressed the Ctrl key, but I'm still not in control!
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October 17th, 2007 04:22 AM #4Guest
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It's a bit weak but my roommate coined the phrase 'normie.' 'Normies' are... well, the normal people. The boring, stupid, average people. Buying a massive house you can't afford? Normie. Commuting an hour to work in a city (calgary) renowned for piss-poor drivers, bad roads, and inflated insurance? Normie. Spending the best 40 years of your life working overtime so you can "enjoy life" when you're too old to do anything or go anywhere? Normie.
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October 18th, 2007 01:04 PM #5Moderator
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I heard this one at work:
"I'm not saying you are gay, but if it were raining dicks, and you had your mouth open and one fell into it, I do not believe you would spit it out."j/r
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October 18th, 2007 01:43 PM #6Tree Frog
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Holy shit!!! I almost died laughing at that one!Originally posted by Jolen
I heard this one at work:
"I'm not saying you are gay, but if it were raining dicks, and you had your mouth open and one fell into it, I do not believe you would spit it out."
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October 18th, 2007 09:22 PM #7Tree Frog
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My favorites:
He was about as useless as the Pope's testicles.
I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing stones at the stork
There's a bus leaving in a few minutes, please be under it!
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through chunky peanut butter.
There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh
and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
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October 19th, 2007 12:39 PM #8Bullfrog
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Hey, don't you have any "offs" to fuck?
Huh?
FUCK OFF!!I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Suess
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