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    Tree Frog
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    February 1st, 2004
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    I think we've all noticed that the smack-talk this year has been especially light, and for weeks, I had thought it was because of the absence of updates. While I still blame this on the lack of updates, I also think this is because I have not reminded all of the inferior teams in the league of their epic suck. I have resolved to improve upon this position in the future, beginning with the 102-71 teabagging of Vyrn.

    Where's your vodka-soaked hoes now, Vyrn? Did you fail Jobu? Have the Gods of Fried Chicken denied you their plentiful bounty of not-sucking?

    And remember: you're next.

    ...but more specifically, Daryonn is next. However, Daryonn is starting Peyton Manning, so this week's rape is sponsored by Sprint, MasterCard, DirecTV, Reebok, and Gatorade. Fuck you, Indianapolis, and fuck you, Ohio. It's like the Bengals getting knocked out of the playoffs again...for the fourth time in a row.
    Last edited by Gaviani; October 30th, 2007 at 07:03 PM.
    From all my lovers that loved us, thou, God, didst sunder us;
    thou madest thick darkness above us, and thick darkness under us;
    thou hast kindled thy wrath for a light, and made ready thy sword;
    let a remnant find grace in Thy sight, I beseech thee, O Lord.

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