Someone should stage a counter-protest with signs that say 'God Hates Shrimp' -- as I recall, Leviticus classifies homosexuality in the same category of crimes as eating shellfish.
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Thread: Won't someone bomb Fred Phelps?
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June 11th, 2008 01:53 AM #11Tree Frog
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June 12th, 2008 10:46 AM #12tadpole
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As not sad as I would be if I heard that Phelps got taken out, I do know what the man fears more than death is being ignored. I for one plan on not getting spun up by his raving.
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June 13th, 2008 04:41 PM #13Bullfrog
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I officially endorse this reply.Originally posted by Fynn
As not sad as I would be if I heard that Phelps got taken out, I do know what the man fears more than death is being ignored. I for one plan on not getting spun up by his raving.Stranger, observe our laws! We have both swords and shovels and we doubt that anyone would miss you.
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June 13th, 2008 06:18 PM #14tadpole
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Though I just had a thought. Many of the early Saints were killed. Does this mean they weren't proper Christians either? We should probably look into ways of stripping them of their sainthood since God wouldn't have let bad things happen to his true believers.
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August 11th, 2008 12:08 PM #15Carrot
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There are numerous threads pointing to this guy, but I figured I'd select this one to revive.
The title is hilarious:
Westboro Baptist Church burns down—police questioning 301,843,528 suspects
http://www.236.com/news/2008/08/05/w...burns_8131.phpI wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
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August 11th, 2008 08:55 PM #16Administrator
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LOL.
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