Hahaha. Sucks for the lady, but how can you not laugh?

He began touching her in a way that she described as "spooning," the complaint says. She felt her shirt move up her back followed by some additional touching, and then the man got up and walked toward the forward part of the plane. When the woman reached to adjust her shirt, the complaint says, she discovered warm fluid, which she described as semen, on her back, side, clothing and a seat.
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