This guy has an awesome story to tell, for years to come...
A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said Wednesday.Sounds like a genetic hybrid of Steve Irwin and an asian fratboy."No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html


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