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    Grey Ooze in Indonesia, and what you can do to help.

    The Grey Ooze that Ate the Indonesian Village

    A very sad story, but you could help!

    Meanwhile, the mudflow continues. The chief of one flooded village recently offered a free house to anyone who could use magic to stop the flow.
    Mages and Sorc's unite! We have a job to do!

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    I read this story a few weeks ago, I want to know where the heck the mud is coming from. It seems like there has to be a huge hole that will eventually sink.

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    Forget the mages and sorcs. This is a psionic problem. Can't you see that this grey ooze is actually someone's brains, dissolved and dribbled out through his ear?

    Actually, that's what I was thinking when I read the title.
    The man who gets angry at the right things and with the right people, and in the right way and at the right time and for the right length of time, is commended. - Aristotle (but not the Aristotle you're thinking of)

    The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. - Albert Einstein
    Mainly to keep a lid on the world's cat population. - Anon

    I pressed the Ctrl key, but I'm still not in control!

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    Well start eating it up then! What are you waiting for? There's a free house involved !

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    I'm sorry, sharing of registration benefits is not allowed.

    Anyway, I already have a fully customizeable house.
    The man who gets angry at the right things and with the right people, and in the right way and at the right time and for the right length of time, is commended. - Aristotle (but not the Aristotle you're thinking of)

    The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. - Albert Einstein
    Mainly to keep a lid on the world's cat population. - Anon

    I pressed the Ctrl key, but I'm still not in control!

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    I think that chomping on all of that mud would rather be a Fighter specialty. Devouring lots of food is what we do best, countered only by our intimidating ale drinking skills. But as I'm just one skinny kestrel who'd take ale over mud anytime, I pass.
    So rise, river, rise
    Wash this place away
    Clean my darkest soul so I can save it for judgement day

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    Well according to my D&D monster manual gray oozes are immune to cold and fire, so lightning bolts may be our best bet.
    Stranger, observe our laws! We have both swords and shovels and we doubt that anyone would miss you.

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    This is probably why he wants magic, and hence, the Mages and Sorcs.

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