" The toilet is noted as one of the unifiers of humanity, as people of all social classes must use it. Simply put, everyone poops, and this factor of biology is seen by some to by unifying."
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May 20th, 2006 02:10 PM #1Queen of Cacti
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The True Unifier
Dalaena @ Threshold
Kallimina @ Stash
Six little 'maes that I once knew...
.... fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, too.
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May 20th, 2006 04:56 PM #2Fire Bellied Toad
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Actually, there is a really hilarious children's book regarding this
Everybody Poops - By: Taro Gomi
Along with the ever popular
The Gas We Pass - By: Shinto Cho
And everyone's favorite children book...
Breasts - By: Genichiro YagyuSure, I got a secret. More 'n one. Don't seem likely I tell 'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan colony knows better than to talk to strangers. You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty thief with delusions standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.
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May 22nd, 2006 01:47 PM #3Bullfrog
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Heh that's funny; there's a picture of how not to use the toilet with character squatting on the seat. One of my buddies in the navy told me a story when he was going through boot camp of one recruit that would hang his ass over the toilet seat to shit. The rdc's found out and it freaked them out and they did something... I can't remember. It was really drastic, like kick him back a few weeks (if you do irresponsible shit in boot camp or are just plain stupid and not getting it, they move you back to another division and you end up staying in boot camp another week or two or three or... you get the idea).
I despise shitting in public. I always wonder about guys that have no problem with it. Must have grown up in a large family or something, but I can't bring myself to do it next to someone else. I always try to find the most isolated of bathrooms and hope no one comes in to shit as well. lol I often get cynical and think the guy is thinking " Oh! Someone's taking a shit! What a good idea- think i'll join'em" I abruptly finish up and leave when that happens- off to find another fortress of solitude.Stranger, observe our laws! We have both swords and shovels and we doubt that anyone would miss you.
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May 22nd, 2006 02:17 PM #4Tree Frog
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I have read both of these and the pictures are hilarious.Actually, there is a really hilarious children's book regarding this
Everybody Poops - By: Taro Gomi
Along with the ever popular
The Gas We Pass - By: Shinto ChoYou tell Cultha: You blew up my boobs out of nowhere!
Secretly, Cultha rolls on the floor laughing
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May 22nd, 2006 08:52 PM #5Bullfrog
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I despise using the glorified outhouses along the highways and near hiking trails.
The smell is terrible, and I admit hate sitting on them to do number 2.
I really wish they could be regularly stocked with those paper covers, as it'd bring me peace of mind.
Keep in mind that I do alot of hiking and alpine climbing, and do shit in the woods; so I guess my logic with the outhouses is rather skewed and flawed........
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