Steelers 31 Seahawks 10

I predict an opening scare as Seattle marches with the ball or Hasselbeck airs it out for a quick first drive TD. After that, the Steelers will get the sphincter pucker factor they need and totally turn it into a shellacing.

Alexander gets stopped. Hasselbeck spends more time on his ass than on his feet, and at least one cheerleader gets demolished by an inconspicuous and totally unexpected sideline tackle.
(The camera man, panning left to catch the cold-weather nipple-cleavage, gets kudos all around for being on top of that sideline action and 'accidentally' catching the smashed cheerleader play.)

After yet another bad intereference call by the head Ref, Cowers chin will stick out like a dick at a toga party and even Jay Leno will go, "Wow, thats a chin".

Some skinny annoying guy with a cleveland browns shirt (??) will spill his beer on Wyden.

Isaviel, upon learning she actually won the first quarter of our football pool, lets out a near-orgasmic shriek that sends dogs all over the neghborhood into fits of gleeful howling.

Gad wins the pool, as he predicted, and is not only rewarded with the moolah, but recieves one beatdown a day for a week, and gets [banned from citizen because he totally whored our SB pool] spammer tag.

Caricatures of Mohammed appear on the Jumbotron after some Danish geek hacks in from outside...Nobody at the game is sober enough to realize who it is suppose to be, so pittsburghers break into an 'Immaculate Reception' frenzy assuming it was suppose to be Franco Harris or some other superbowl winning ex-steeler.
The FCC tries to cut it from the live-feed, but the 5 second delay gets washed when Mohammed makes a full 30 second appearance.

Some Seattlite gets the brilliant idea to release an actual Seahawk during the game. It flies around the dome pecking people eyes out and crapping on people. Big Ben drills it with a 75 yd perfect spiral and gets credit for the yardage and a completion.

That is all.

kshaar