Superbowl XL Predictions

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Seattle will totally WTFBBQPWN the Steelers.

Polamalu's ankle is going to fuck up his day, and he's going to get burned. (see: Serith Pblasted by Murgen)

Ward's shoulder is going to get jarred on his second catch, and popped out of the socket. He's done for the day, 5min into the 1st quarter. (see: Wyden wtfpwnd in the Tavern)

Porter's big mouth is going to come back and haunt him. The Seahawks are going to be gunning for him, and try to put him down like Sier and Falcore put down Kshaar.


Strong is going to be, well, Strong. He's going to block anything the Squealers can send at Alexander. He's even going to punch through the line, like he did against the Redskins.

Alexander's going to push the ball into the end zone like Alexander pushed pk's back in the old days of Thresh.

Hasslebeck's gonna go 27-35, for 320yrds, 4 TD's, and 1 pick.

Death to the Steelers.