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The Sports Guy - Week 13 picks

COLTS (-15.5) over Titans
Can we all stop with the "Plummer for MVP" crap? His coach wouldn't even trust him to throw the ball on third down with two minutes left in a tie game last week. Come on. Manning is the MVP this year. Even I admit it. He's been awesome to watch these last few weeks. Just awesome. I will now intentionally trip and hit my head on the side of a coffee table.
CHARGERS (-11.5) over Raiders
The Norv Turner Second-Half Collapse Checklist ...

• Guys arguing on the sidelines? (CHECK)
• Embarrassing losses at home? (CHECK)
• QB getting sacked and throwing the ball up for grabs? (CHECK)
• Just an ungodly amount of penalties? (CHECK)
• Steady stream of excuses? (CHECK)
• Players taking veiled shots at the coaching staff? (CHECK)
• General malaise and dissatisfaction within the fan base? (CHECK)
• Local columnists taking shots at him? (CHECK)
• Big coaching name (Mariucci) looming in the background as a replacement? (CHECK)
and

EAGLES (+4) over Seahawks
Here's my theory: Over the summer, I think Mike Holmgren pulled an Earl Hickey, made a list of everyone he ever crossed, somehow atoned for all those sins, reversed his karma, and now he's winning football games when the other team's kicker misses three game-winning field goals in a 30-minute span. It's the only thing that makes sense. But on Monday night, he's going to be looking across the field at a fat guy with a red mustache, almost like looking into a mirror ... and it's gonna throw that karma off. Just for one week.