Some of these are funny...

Dumb Laws

Some Massachusetts Laws:

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
Some Connecticut Laws:

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.