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  1. #1
    Tree Frog
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    I love messing with these people

    You ever get AIM'd with annoying messages from obvious solicitors pretending they know you? I love it!

    (17:07:58) MJQT08: hey sexy
    (17:08:42) xarion7: eh?
    (17:08:53) xarion7: how'd you know?
    (17:09:04) MJQT08: i can just tell
    (17:09:12) xarion7: riiight, who's this?
    (17:09:17) MJQT08: julia
    (17:09:19) MJQT08: who is this
    (17:09:29) xarion7: wait, *you* IM'd *me*
    (17:09:35) xarion7: you don't know who this is?
    (17:09:52) MJQT08: no i just saw you on my buddy list
    (17:09:53) MJQT08: no big deal
    (17:09:55) xarion7: lol
    (17:10:23) MJQT08: so who is this
    (17:10:37) xarion7: Jason
    (17:10:50) MJQT08: jason who
    (17:11:10) xarion7: Just Jason, you're wondering how I got on your bud list?
    (17:11:23) MJQT08: well i dont know this is my friends buddy list
    (17:11:32) xarion7: ahh, wait, you're promoting a site right?
    (17:11:50) MJQT08: yah
    (17:12:23) MJQT08: why do you ask?
    (17:12:30) xarion7: ahh thought so, so it's more likely I was on a search or something, random name grabber. I'll save you the trouble of being sexy and flirty etc., what's the site?
    (17:12:37) xarion7: because I've seen this before
    (17:13:08) MJQT08: is this a computer
    (17:13:28) xarion7: Unless you have AIM on your phone, yeah
    (17:13:43) MJQT08: your physco
    (17:13:56) xarion7: gah, you sound like my ex now!

    At this point "she" logged off

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    Carrot Gesslar's Avatar
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    that's awesome

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    Fire Bellied Toad
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    LOL! Too funny! I have my AIM setup so only people I put on my list can contact me. I got sick of the spam. But that is great!
    Love and stop lights can be cruel. J. Doherty

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    Bullfrog
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    I didn't keep the log, but this is what happened to us once:

    HotApplePie: Hello there, how are you?
    MyGuy: hi, fine. who's this?
    HotApplePie: Someone in Tallahassee, just like you.
    MyGuy: how do you know where I live?
    HotApplePie: It's in your profile
    MyGuy: ok

    He reminds me to show him how to remove stuff from his profile. He's freaked out by now so I give him some pointers and we sit down at the computer together to have some fun.

    HotApplePie: So what are you wearing?
    MyGuy: My puppy slippers and power ranger underwear.
    HotApplePie: lol. You sound hot. Where do you hang out? Maybe we can meet up for drinks sometime?
    HotApplePie: What do you look like? And what's your best features?
    MyGuy: 5'11' 175 lbs brown hair brown eyes. My best feature is my tool.
    HotApplePie: My best features are my long legs and tight ass.
    MyGuy: I bet you'd like to try out my tool.
    HotApplePie: Mmmmm, yes I would.


    He turns to me..."What do I say, what do I do?" So I tell him to ask her what she looks like.

    MyGuy: so, describe yourself.
    HotApplePie: 6'4" 190 lbs. black hair brown eyes a goatee.

    *falls out the chair laughing* He was NOT happy.

  5. #5
    Tree Frog
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    bahahahahahaha! HAHA...bahahahahaha!!

    Those were both great. Pyro, I can just picture your husbands face when he saw the goatee part. Mahhhvelous!
    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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