Ouch.

Pwned by Pat Forde

It's going to be awfully difficult to preach accountability to his players next fall when Smith has countenanced the return of a kid who never told anyone in Lexington personally that he was going pro -- and then refused to return the coach's phone calls for weeks. Between the Infamous Fax and the draft-night debacle, Morris consulted with Smith a total of zero times on his decision. Instead, Morris' dad, Ralph, intimated publicly that he thought little of Smith's coaching of his son.

(When your 270-pound son only grabs 4.2 rebounds per game despite getting all the minutes he can handle -- without fouling out -- Ralph might have a bit of a blind spot on that issue. But at least Randolph is more than making up for his lack of in-season headlines during this bizarre and endless process.)