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[Savaric]

Cows are way cool! I've seen'em pick up chip bags and shake the chips/crumbs out. They are very inquisitive.

[tharun]

Crows? crows are nice. Its the fuckin magpies you want to watch out for. The only time I got attacked by a magpie though happened to be this day..

Morning:
Wayne: Eh ye cunts lissen te this one. An ole' man, aighty years ole, was walkin down tha road and some mag fuckin pies fuckin attacked 'im!... ... This bits good, you'll like this bit eh; they only went and pulled 'iz fuckin eyes out! and th' ole cunt died! fuckin oath.. "

Early Afternoon:

I was strolling down the dirt road, enjoying the 42C heat. When I hear some delightful birdsong. Well, not very delightful, more kind of screeching. But th e "Caw, caw" was at least entertaining.

I carried on ambling along (I was half gone and didn't have to work for a couple of days, I was in no hurry). About 3 metres after I heard the nice "Caw caw" I got smacked in the back of the head by a magpie flying full pelt. I staggered, it bounced off, then pulled a tight circle and aimed at me again. That was when I rememberd the cute story Wayne had told me in the morning. About the guy having his eyes ripped out and dying. By magpies.

I covered my head and ran.....

























Unsurprisngly, I made it. But my bag got a coupla smacks from the angry white and black minstrel of the air. Luckily my fierce covering of my eyes with my arm had protected me from serious harm. But didn't prevent the bruise on my head I got at the end of my covered-eye-stagger.

-tharun

[tharun]

Originally posted by Savaric
Cows are way cool! I've seen'em pick up chip bags and shake the chips/crumbs out. They are very inquisitive.

You've got some interesting cows 'round your way.

-tharun