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  1. April 1st, 2005 01:02 PM #1
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    Screw shit! Eat me!

    Okay..you know, I don't even have words to describe this:

    http://www.fleshdonor.org/

    And maybe just a little less gruesome but no less morbid is this quote from Independant News:
    Larry Hagman

    Larry Hagman's stetson-wearing JR was one of television's most enduring villains. Unfaithful, sly, smooth-talking and quick-witted, 350 million people tuned in from around the world to find out who shot him. Hagman, who was once offered $250,000 to disclose this secret, spent years in an extravagant, alcoholic stupor, spending £40,000 a year on champagne. The 73-year-old had a liver transplant in 1995, and rumours abound that his new liver may be failing. Upon his death, he wants his body to be ground up in a wood chipper and scattered in a field, where wheat is to be harvested and made into a cake for his friends and family to eat on the first anniversary of his death.
    I wanna love you but I better not touch
    I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
    I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
    I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
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  2. April 1st, 2005 02:42 PM #2
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    Ooookay.
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  3. April 1st, 2005 03:08 PM #3
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    Soylent green is people!

    I like hearing creative last wishes like that. It beats the boring 'scatter my ashes at sea' bit.
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  4. April 1st, 2005 06:40 PM #4
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    Originally posted by Talsek
    I like hearing creative last wishes like that. It beats the boring 'scatter my ashes at sea' bit.
    It is nice for variety, but how would you like to partake of the delicious delicacy? One up on the Catholic concept of transsubstantiation (the idea that the bread and wine of communion actually become the body and blood of Jesus).
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  5. April 3rd, 2005 07:44 PM #5
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    So what?

    He'll fertilise a wheat field and finally do something that is arguably productive. You aren't eating HIM, you're eating wheat that may or may not have absorbed nutrients from his body.
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  6. April 8th, 2005 11:43 AM #6
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    I think these people are missing one small yet vital point.

    It is illegal in most civilized nations to consume the flesh of another human.
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  7. April 8th, 2005 12:53 PM #7
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    Originally posted by Maelgrim
    I think these people are missing one small yet vital point.

    It is illegal in most civilized nations to consume the flesh of another human.
    I think if you can get past the mental barriers that stop most of us from eating fellow humans, the fact that it's illegal really isn't going to be much of a deterrent.
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  8. April 13th, 2005 10:48 AM #8
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    Wow, I didn't realise until an article about this appeared in the paper today. (rofl, The Sun...look! i called you a newspaper!!)

    This is a guy from Toronto!
    I wanna love you but I better not touch
    I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop
    I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
    I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
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