It is now official, you earn them, they're yours to keep. They are gifts.
This story is great entertainment from so many angles.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/nati...rm-Theft.html?
It is now official, you earn them, they're yours to keep. They are gifts.
This story is great entertainment from so many angles.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/nati...rm-Theft.html?
Last edited by Blog; February 24th, 2005 at 02:59 PM.
That story is sad, but hilarious. The part that got me rolling was this:
I never thought I'd see that much legalese about a blowjob.``She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,'' the decision said. ``There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.''
For anyone who wants to read the article, I created a bogus userid/password for anyone to use:
userid: threshforums
password: readme
This is one of those stories where it is a shame there has to be a winner.
They are both immoral adulterers and not enough bad can happen to them, frankly.
The only victim here is the child, unfortunately.
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
There is never a good time for lazy writing!
Thanks for the userid Ari.
Scary story that...why would anyone horde someone's sperm in order to make themselves pregnant? She's some strange lady!
I'm going to apply occam's razor here.
Which proposition is simpler and fits the facts?
A) He's lying. They f*%&ed.
B) She impregnated herself via this bizarre manner and then decided to reveal it, resulting in the end of her marriage and the scorn of the community.
Survey says A.
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Heh.Originally posted by Grantref
I'm going to apply occam's razor here.
Which proposition is simpler and fits the facts?
A) He's lying. They f*%&ed.
B) She impregnated herself via this bizarre manner and then decided to reveal it, resulting in the end of her marriage and the scorn of the community.
Survey says A.
Good point.
More on A, and perhaps this should be a poll question for the women: How many women are willing to have an adulterous affair in which they take multiple loads in the mouth and yet don't have sex?
I would imagine women would prefer having intercourse to swallowing jizz if given the choice. Especially if they've already decided this guy is so "for them" that they are willing to have an affair with him.
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
There is never a good time for lazy writing!
I'd vote for A.
Sex is the all important factor!