I think it was the APA website that listed all the possible mental health issues that an individual can have, and well shucks it seems that there's one for everybody. Do you wake up in the morning, eat some cereal, go to work, come home, make love to your husband, wife, or lover and go to bed? You could be experiencing Chronic Normal Syndrome or CNS. Here's a pill. It'll cure that problem but it'll also make you impotent, panicky, sweaty, stunt your growth and make you bleed out the ears. Hey guess what? we have pills for all those too! Cause we're the FDA and fuck if people never get sick with anything we'll all be out of a job!

I love Lewis Black