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  1. January 20th, 2005 12:01 PM #6
    Arrgruff
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    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

    Oh GOD how I wish that attendant had had a serious gambling debt overdue to some loanshark. I can just see the headlines "Tyson bludgeoned to death with own torn-off arm"

    (Incidentally, these quotes are far more hilarious if you envision the Tyson lisp: "Thmasth that thilverback'th thnotbox!")
    Last edited by Arrgruff; January 20th, 2005 at 12:08 PM.

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    what?
    >drink ael
    you possess no ael to drink.
    >drinka le
    what?
    >draught
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