Premium Fantasy Football '04

[Isaviel]

Originally posted by Serith
(though reports are still out on that, due to the overwhelming number of Asinine Team names this year.)

At least my name has something to DO with football!

[Xenoroyal]

Well, ill be the first to admit the severe dissapointment in the New York GiMets roster this past week, I personally would like to thank the Saints for not being able to even carry their own jock on Sunday.

AND, its pretty easy for someone to talk shit after the fact!

Being champions of a Fantasy Hockey League and also ending up in the top three in the NCAA Baskeball tournament, the managment here has proven its dedication and knowledge of sports, and will continue to strive to achieve the -top- recognition of Football league champion.

The management here also understands the "country boy" type nature of Christ Punchers organization and realizes its due to a lack of respect for the city of New York. We base these comments on their lack of taste, when clearly, there are a variety of absurd team names in this years field.

[Serith]

Originally posted by Xenoroyal

The management here also understands the "country boy" type nature of Christ Punchers organization and realizes its due to a lack of respect for the city of New York..

Dont underestimate yourself! You CAN win the "Dumbass Name of the Year" Award, strive for greatness!

Lack of taste, maybe, you can have all the taste you like. All that bitter, disappointing, sour taste of losing and let down. I really wouldnt know.

Go CP!

[Gadiantor]

I'm keeping track of stats and stuff as each week goes by on a spreadsheet to provide some data to figure out the prizes at the end of the season. If you think of something out of the ordinary that should be noted for someone for the week just send me an IM, forums PM, or an e-mail and I'll add it to the spreadsheet.

Oh, and I have to add some smack talk I suppose....You're all going down like cheerleaders on prom night!

[Gadiantor]

Gadiantor's Gridiron Gorians VS Falix's PowderPuffs

The PowderPuffs won convincingly in a game that ended 85.12 to 65.85. The Gorians put up the best points of any losing team, which puts them in the middle of the pack in the league with the PowderPuffs sitting in third place. The future may not look so good for the Puffs though as Steve Smith went down with an ankle injury. Next week the Puffs should be able to weather out the injury against the Misfits while the Gorians will square off with a Seizuredogs team that is sure to be out to prove something.

Sebboe's seizuredogs VS Liathano's Discovery Channel

The dogs were seized spanked molested beaten thrown outside and chained up as they lost 59.63 to 105.04. The dogs performed well enough to be sitting in eighth place, but DC put up numbers that would have beaten anyone in the league. Even though the dogs lost by the largest margin of any game this week, they look to improve next week against the Gorians. We'll see next week if DC is a one week wonder or if they have the power to dominate week in and week out as they face the Punchers in the premier match up of week two.

Serith's Christ Punchers VS Xenoroyal's New York GiMets

The Punchers landed one right to the GiMets' big apples this week as they sent them to the canvas in a convincing 85.20 to 41.51 trouncing. While the margin of victory wasn't quite as high as what DC did to the Dogs, it is always embarrassing to be doubled up on in points. The GiMets' performance was not quite bad enough to shame them with DFL honors, but they aren't far from it. Management better make some moves or the GiMets will have to get used to losing. Next week the GiMets look to pull it together against an unimpressive Shellshock while the Punchers will slug it out with DC in a battle of the top two teams in the league.

Drasoini's shellshock VS Wrent's Lucky Bitches

Those Bitches aren't lucky at all! The Shellshock were the lucky ones this week, limping away with a 42.49 to 33.86 victory. Sadly, this was the closest match of the week, and Shellshock put up the least impressive point total of any winner. But they sit in sixth place none the less. The management for the Bitches better start running on more than luck or they will wear the disgrace of DFL all season. Any fans that went to see this match up deserve a refund and tickets to go see two real teams play. Next week the Bitches hope for better luck against Blitzat1 while Shellshock meets the GiMets in another battle of the bottom feeders.

Isaviel's Blitzat1 VS Vin's Buttheads

The Buttheads picked up the Blitz perfectly and cruised to a 70.67 to 41.88 victory. The Buttheads are in a solid fifth place, while the Blitz are sitting in the ten spot. The rookie manager for the Blitz should have learned some lessons this week, so we're expecting a solid performance next week against the abysmal Lucky Bitches. The Buttheads will square off against a solid Pokeys team, which should prove to be a much more competitive game.

Pyreth's Pokeys VS Deokoria's Misfits

The Misfits certainly didn't fit in with the winners this week as they fell 43.38 to 83.15. The solid performance by the Pokeys leaves them in fourth place while the Misfits sit in a distant ninth. Next week the Pokeys will have a bit more competition as they face the Buttheads, and the Misfits look to redeem themselves against a tough PowderPuffs team. It doesn't look like the Misfits will be fitting in next week either...

[Aristotle]

Woo Hoo!

Great game-by-game commentary Gadiantor!

I hope that is the beginning of a trend. That rocks!

[Isaviel]

Bahahaha

Great job Gad!


Blizters will make a come back!

[drasoini]

The members Shellshock and the management of said team are all working to correct the horrible start. One has fallen before the might of unimpressiveness, more will follow.

[Xenoroyal]

"Oh, and I have to add some smack talk I suppose....You're all going down like cheerleaders on prom night!"

LOL, seems like its strictly business for Gad. Nice job with the game recaps though!

[Gadiantor]

Serith’s Christ Punchers VS Liathano’s Discovery Channel

The Punchers (2-0-0) did it again, scoring a KO against DC (1-1-0) 77.85 to 59.06. The Punchers put up the most points this week in a convincing victory over the team that still holds the point lead for the season and put up the most points of any loser this week. The Punchers have put themselves in first place in the league, and look to hold this spot next week as they face the Gorians. DC holds onto fourth place as the point leader. They look to rebound next week against the Shellshock, who’s two week total falls short of DC’s performance in week one.

Pyryth’s Pokeys VS Vin’s Buttheads

In a battle of the fourth and fifth place teams the Buttheads (2-0-0) stuck it to the Pokeys (1-1-0) 65.14 to 55.22. The victory vaults the Buttheads into third place while the Pokeys drop one place into fifth. Both teams look forward to facing the two worst teams in the league. The Buttheads look to mangle the Misfits and the Pokeys prepare to bitch-slap the (un)Lucky ones.

Gadiantor’s Gridiron Gorians VS Sebboe’s Seizuredogs

Last week the Dogs (1-1-0) had the shame of the worst defeat. This week they turned it around and scored the most convincing victory of the week against the Gorians (0-2-0) 77.51 to 49.49. With the win the Dogs move up two spots to sixth place, and are less than two points from overtaking the Pokeys for Fifth. The Gorians can’t seem to get the fire started as they fall to tenth place because they hold the highest point total of the three winless teams. The Dogs face a tough challenge next week as they take on Puffs. The Gorians hope to hold on to the best of the worst title as they face the league leading Punchers.

Drasoini’s Shellshock VS Xenoroyal’s New York GiMets

The battle of the mediocre lived up to its billing as the GiMets (1-1-0) edged the Shellshock (1-1-0) 56.41 to 52.30. The GiMets jumped from eleventh to seventh, while the Shellshock dropped two spots to eighth. The GiMets square off against the Blitz next week as they both try to claw their way out of the middle of the pack. Shellshock will try not to get run over by DC.

Falix’s PowderPuffs VS Deokoria’s Misfits

In a the David and Goliath match of the week the powerful Puffs (2-0-0) crushed the miniature Misfits (0-2-0) 70.08 to 57.53. The Puffs move up a spot to number two this week, while the Misfits drop to eleventh. The Puffs look to get a bit more competition from the Dogs next week, while the Misfits are looking for rocks to hurl at the Buttheads.

Isaviel’s Blitzat1 VS Wrent’s Lucky Bitches

It’s a shame that somebody had to win this game, but someone had to win...The Blitz (1-1-0) gimped past the League Bitches (0-2-0) 49.91 to 44.59. The Blitz now sits in ninth place while the Bitches solidified their spot as the worst team in the league. We’ll see if the Blitz can earn another weak victory against an equally mediocre GiMets while the Bitches are poised to take it from the Pokeys.