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[Gadiantor]

I set the draft status to ready, and thought I'd start a new thread now that we've got most everything worked out.

Here is what the league looks like:

Manager      Team Name
*********    ********************
Vin          Buttheads
Falix        PowderPuffs
Wrent        Lucky Bitches!
Pyryth       Pokeys
Sebboe       seizuredogs
Serith       The Christ Punchers
Isaviel      Blitzat1
Deokoria     Misfits
Drasoini     Shellshock
Liathano     Discovery Channel
Gadiantor    Gridiron Gorians
Xenoroyal    The New York GiMets

Prize Pool = $300 in registration

Prizes         Registration Dollars
*************  ********************
1st place      100
2nd place      75
3rd place      50
Comeback Kid   25 (Best comeback from a bad start to the season)
Giant Killer   25 (Best underdog victory(ies))
Murphy's Team  25 (Team that puts up great points, but always seems to lose anyway)

This is the 4th Thresh Fantasy Football League, the first premium leauge, and I think it's the first time we've had female managers!

The draft should be done within 24 hours, and then let the smack talk begin!

[Falix]

The PowderPuffs have added some depth to their team for the second season in the club's history. Key off-season acquisitions have brought many veterans to the team, such as Peyton Manning, Isaac Bruce, Marshall Faulk and Curtis Martin to help get the franchise off and running. The coaching staff has put together what they believe to be a winning gameplan, looking to not only compete in the league, but dominate. The only concern expressed by the organization was for kicker Sebastian Janikowski, who seems to enjoy kickin' it at the bar than he does kickin' it at the stadium.

At a recent press conference, the team owner was asked how he believes his beloved PowderPuffs will fair against the rugged competition in the league. He simply replied, "You bitches betta recognize".

[Serith]

Originally posted by Falix
The only concern expressed by the organization ...

It wasnt the ineptitude of their coaching staff and owner?

[Sebboe]

I didn't even set my draft order. I got busy with other things and I still did pretty good, at least on the surface. The big thing I am happy about is that there were some players with a decent rank in the pecking order that are hurt and I didn't get any of them.

Pennington
Koren Robinson
Keyshawn Johnson
Portis
Travis "McGahee SUCKS" Henry
Tony Gonzales

Good job Yahoo!

[Sebboe]

Christ Punchers had an very sweet draft with the one-two combo of Tomlinson and Culpepper. Damn!

[Liathano]

Originally posted by Sebboe
Christ Punchers had an very sweet draft with the one-two combo of Tomlinson and Culpepper. Damn!

the enemy Christ Punchers do not have these NFL superstars. they are property of team Discovery Channel, and will enjoy securing my victories every week

[Gadiantor]

For those that can't get into the league to see how the draft turned out I'm posting it here...it's a huge pain in the ass, so you better appreciate it biatches!

The draft order was: Deokoria, Liathano, Sebboe, Pyryth, Serith, Vin, Wrent, Xenoroyal, Isaviel, Drasoini, Gadiantor, Falix. Odd rounds were in that order, and even rounds were in reverse order. (ie: Falix picked last in the first round, but had the first pick in the second round) The draft was done automatically, but people were able to set their priority list.

I got the tables to be formatted correctly on my machine, so if they don't look right to you your settings just suck!

	Deokoria	Liathano		Sebboe		Pyryth
Rnd	Misfits		Discovery Channel	seizuredogs	Pokeys
1	P. Holmes	L. Tomlinson		C. Portis	S. Alexander
2	S. Davis	D. Culpepper		T. Henry	D. Davis
3	M. Vick		C. Johnson		T. Gonzalez	S. Moss
4	L. Coles	C. Rogers		K. Robinson	T. Heap
5	K. Winslow	Q. Griffin		C. Pennington	Baltimore
6	R. Smith	L. Fitzgerald		Ke. Johnson	J. Porter
7	Ke. Johnson	Denver			D. Bennett	J. Garcia
8	Kansas City	J. Witten		M. Stover	R. Wayne
9	J. Kasay	R. Longwell		Seattle		A. Vinatieri
10	E. Smith	Ro. Williams		E. George	L. Suggs
11	B. Johnson	B. Leftwich		B. Lloyd	R. Gardner
12	D. Givens	Pittsburgh		R. Gannon	D. Carr
13	T. Glenn	S. Jackson		M. Muhammad	L. Smith
14	J. Hanson	I. Hilliard		Oakland		E. Kennison
15	B. Miller	J. Reed			J. Hall		Indianapolis


	Serith			Vin		Wrent		Xenoroyal
Rnd	The Christ Punchers	Buttheads	Lucky Bitches	The NEW YORK GiMets
 1	D. McNabb		A. Green	T. Holt		D. McAllister
 2	H. Ward			T. Owens	J. Walker	C. Dillon
 3	R. Johnson		M. Hasselbeck	B. Favre	J. Horn
 4	P. Price		C. Brown	M. Booker	S. McNair
 5	M. Vanderjagt		J. Smith	Chicago		P. Burress
 6	New England		J. Shockey	P. Edinger	D. Stallworth
 7	T. Jones		T. Calico	T. Wheatley	Tampa Bay
 8	P. Warrick		Carolina	T. Duckett	J. Elam
 9	Da. Clark		J. Brown	E. Kinney	B. Franks
10	C. Palmer		C. Garner	D. Terrell	T. Barber
11	W. McGahee		A. Lelie	G. Hearst	J. Delhomme
12	Minnesota		J. Plummer	K. McCardell	Re. Williams
13	M. Gramatica		Buffalo		J. Harrington	St. Louis
14	J. Morton		R. Ferguson	I. Mili		T. Taylor
15	A. Boldin		F. Jones	J. Carney	P. Dawson


	Isaviel		Drasoini	Gadiantor		Falix
Rnd	Blitzat1	Shellshock	Gridiron Gorians	PowderPuffs
 1	E. James	J. Lewis	R. Moss			P. Manning
 2	K. Barlow	F. Taylor	M. Harrison		M. Faulk
 3	D. Mason	E. Moulds	D. Staley		B. Westbrook
 4	An. Johnson	D. Jackson	A. Brooks		S. Smith
 5	C. Chambers	M. Bulger	M. Bennett		A. Toomer
 6	T. Green	J. McCareins	A. Crumpler		I. Bruce
 7	B. Williams	Miami		J. Wilkins		A. Gates
 8	D. Akers	R. McMichael	Dallas			Philadelphia
 9	Tennessee	O. Mare		M. Robinson		S. Janikowski
10	K. Jones	W. Dunn		T. Brady		C. Martin
11	D. Branch	J. Galloway	D. Foster		J. McCown
12	Q. Morgan	T. Maddox	J. Rice			D. Driver
13	D. Bledsoe	R. Woods	Atlanta			New Orleans
14	De. Clark	Jacksonville	J. Feely		M. Pollard
15	M. Andersen	A. Elling	Tr. Brown		A. Davis

[Sebboe]

Originally posted by Liathano
the enemy Christ Punchers do not have these NFL superstars. they are property of team Discovery Channel, and will enjoy securing my victories every week

I stand corrected.. either way.. DAMN!

[Liathano]

yeah, i have no idea how i got Culpepper that late 2nd round. i love it

[Gadiantor]

Originally posted by Liathano
yeah, i have no idea how i got Culpepper that late 2nd round. i love it

Because the Yahoo auto-draft sucks ass! I already had a top WR, so a top QB or RB would have made a great 2nd pick, but noooo, grab another WR! Stupid Yahoo.