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[Aristotle]

Yet another great wrap up, Gadiantor!

Thanks!

[Isaviel]

Originally posted by Dalaena
OMG. What is up with Isaviel and Deokoria? You chicks need to STEP IT UP! You're making us look bad.

The Blitzers "Discovered" the truth in the discovery channel and SPANKED their asses!

THAT is WASSUP!!!! *flexes*

[Liathano]

i'm sure it's very satisfying beating a team when the #1 fantasy qb in the league and their #1 receiver are both on byes that week. gloat when you've beat a real team not with some second rate losers that are starting

[Isaviel]

Hey, for the first time being in a fantasy football league and being in 6th place I'm gloating. To beat someone that I feel is much more knowledgeable in the sport than I am..... you're damn right I'm gloating!

[Gadiantor]

Falix’s PowderPuffs VS Serith’s Christ Punchers

For the second time this season the top two teams squared off. This week it was the Puffs (4-0-0) continuing the trend of the number two team knocking off the number one as they defeated the Punchers (3-1-0) 67.50 to 60.49. With the victory the Puffs not only take over first place, but also secured the point lead by a slim .45. The Punchers are second in points, but third in the standings as long as the Buttheads remain undefeated. Next week the Puffs will defend first place as they face a Shellshock team trying to claw out of the middle of the pack and put up the second highest point total this week. The Punchers will step into the ring with the Seizuredogs.

Isaviel’s Blitzat1 VS Liathano’s Discovery Channel

Remember when DC (2-2-0) looked like they’d be the dominant team in the league? Their performance this week is sure make many forget. The Blitz (3-1-0) destroyed DC in the biggest upset of the week 76.26 to 46.44. DC is sure to blame the almost 30 point humiliation on some key players having a bye week, but they have fallen out of the top four where the Blitz have found themselves. Obviously the Blitz paid attention to last week’s reporting, as they finally scored more than 60 points! With their manhood seriously in question the DC look to rebound against the Pokeys. Both teams have been in the top four, and will be fighting it out for a chance to return. The Blitz put up the most points this week, and will face the Gorians next week and try to show the world that this week wasn’t a fluke.

Deokoria’s Misfits VS Sebboe’s Seizuredogs

The Misfits (1-3-0) scored a minor upset as they scored their first victory of the season against the Dogs (1-3-0). The Misfits still have the fewest points of any team on the season, and sit in tenth place, while the Dogs fall two spots into ninth. Next week the Misfits will square off against the Lucky Bitches in the battle of the abysmal. The Dogs will try to rebound from this week as they face the Punchers, no small task.

Gadiantor’s Gridiron Gorians VS Drasoini’s Shellshock

The Gorians (0-4-0) still haven’t found their elusive first win despite having the fifth best point total in the league. The Shock (2-2-0) put up the second best point total for the week as they knocked off the Gorians with the third most points of any team this week, 73.42 to 67.81. The Gorians slip to eleventh place while the Shock climb one to seventh. next week the Gorians take on an upstart Blitz while the Shock have the unenviable task of taking on the league leading Puffs.

Pyryth’s Pokeys VS Xenoroyal’s New York GiMets

The Pokeys (2-2-0)got stuck by the GiMets (2-2-0) this week, 45.16 to 66.51. The GiMets obviously read last weeks report and decided to start putting up numbers. Despite the win, the GiMets are still in eighth based on the season point total, while the Pokeys only fell one spot to number six. Next week the Pokeys face the falling DC while the GiMets will face the undefeated Buttheads.

Vin’s Buttheads VS Wrent’s Lucky Bitches

The Buttheads (4-0-0) didn’t seem to want to waste any energy against the Bitches (0-4-0) as they edged past them 48.81 to 46.20. The Buttheads slipped below 60 points for the first time this season, but were lucky enough to be facing the Bitches, who proved that last weeks point explosion was a fluke. Next week the Buttheads will have to work slightly harder as they face the GiMets, and the Bitches get to face off against the only team that may be as bad as them: The Misfits.

[Aristotle]

Argh. Goddamn Puffs pick THIS week to actually manage their team.

[Serith]

Thus begins the two week Slide for the Punchers, who are doomed in week five, but will rebound in weeks following, delivering ass-whoopings glorious to behold.... curse you bye weeks!

[Isaviel]

*checks and prays that her team is playing the punchers within this two week period*

[drasoini]

We're not gonna lose!

[Serith]

Originally posted by drasoini
We're not gonna lose!

Oh man. If you DIDNT get beat by over 50 points this week, it'll be like the biggest upset ever.

Dras, I like you alot, but your team really, really... really really really sucks this week. You got your qb against the #1 Defense, you Got your D against NE, who is stupid good, as well as a kicker and a TE, You basically have Moulds and Lewis against...

Peyton going against the Raiders.... (70 point day anyone?) He may beat your entire team.

Go Shellshock!