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  1. May 10th, 2004 04:41 AM #1
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    Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy

    Incredible.

    Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy

    Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates, a government study has found.

    Pupils under 16 who were taught to consider other forms of 'intimacy' such as oral sex were significantly less likely to engage in full intercourse, it was revealed.
    You know what I think would be even more effective at curbing teenage pregnancy?

    5 "school nurses" available to give hand jobs and hummers to horny teen age boys on appointment.

    This might even eliminate most school violence. It would definitely improve attendance.
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  2. May 10th, 2004 06:05 AM #2
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    Not if you'd seen our school nurses

    ugh
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  3. May 10th, 2004 07:06 AM #3
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    Originally posted by Gilgamar
    Not if you'd seen our school nurses

    ugh
    Gilgamar, I said "school nurses." I didn't say existing school nurses.

    Furthermore, how discriminating is your average 16 year old horny male? Not very.
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    Gah!
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    Originally posted by Isaviel
    Gah!
    No kidding.

    I'm just glad this one is taking place in the UK.

    I'm waiting for Tharun to tell me how The Guardian compares to The Sun so I can understand the source a bit better.
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    Ohhhh Tharun! Now it all makes sense!
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    Damn I missed that by a few years!

    Although...was it in The Sun? If so, I don't believe it for an instant!
    Until its front page on something like the Times, Mail, or Telegraph, I'd doubt it's rumour/truth status!

    Is it just guys though...or do girls get to benifit too?

    Just curious...
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    Originally posted by Aristotle
    You know what I think would be even more effective at curbing teenage pregnancy?

    5 "school nurses" available to give hand jobs and hummers to horny teen age boys on appointment.

    This might even eliminate most school violence. It would definitely improve attendance.
    While school attendance would surely rise, the classes would be empty because everyone would be on line outside the nurse's office. The days of ginger ale and crackers to cure what ails ya would be over!

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  9. May 10th, 2004 07:52 AM #9
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    Originally posted by Aristotle
    Gilgamar, I said "school nurses." I didn't say existing school nurses.

    Furthermore, how discriminating is your average 16 year old horny male? Not very.
    How discriminating is your average horny male?
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  10. May 10th, 2004 10:14 AM #10
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    Decide for yourself how credible "The Sun" is.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/

    The equivalent of it in the US would be the National Enquirer, but with Page 3 girls.

    The Guardian however is a broadsheet with pretty good credibility.
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