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What a Crazy week! Lets recap!
Well, By far the matchup turned out to be the mighty Christ Punchers versus Drasioni's Smellsock. It came down to QB vs QB. One on One, Collins verses Carter. Smellsock lead by 6 going into the night, because of a great NE defense turnout! Collins blew the first 3 quarters, then BAM! GOLDEN LIGHTS SHONE DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS, TO SAVE THEIR FAVORITE SON, _ME_, And Collins threw 3 td's! and with a last fumble during OT, Carter sealed the deal, and I won by a HUGE margin of .3!!!!!!!! VICTORY!!!! CHEW SLOWLY ON THE BITTER, FOUL TASTING APPLE THAT IS YOUR LOSS!!!!!!
In other news......
The Gridiron Gorians rode the Jamal Lewis wave for 40 points, and then got a second helping from a MAMMOTH Seattle showing on defense!!! Who knew!?! apparently, he did. With help from a poor showing from Kurgan's recievers, He handed the Miniature Schnauzers their second loss, and tries to hold on till his superstar, Vick, returns.
The Fagi Powers got their second win with pure luck, I dont think he is even paying attention, as two of his recievers were out DAYS before game time, but due to a completely weak attempt by most of Falix's team, the Chowdermuffs got a loss after their huge opening week.
Sebooe and the Rashing Sores eeked out over THE HATED DISCOVERY CHANNEL (tm), because of Lia's Quarterback problems, but look for a big comeback if Vinnie Tesaverde doesnt die of old age before the season is out.
And last, and probably least, the Quotox Hello Kitties got beat by... wait a second, who? NO way... it Cant be.... JIDOE?!?!?!?! Thats right folks, the most pathetic whimpering limpwristed daisy picking skirt-wearing lightweight from last year has two wins and is the points leader!!!!! Look at his line up!!! By far the most impressive recievers, Great Running backs, decent QB's!!! Look out, can the bottom feeder from last year dust himself off and hang with the big dogs? Time will tell!