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Originally posted by Gaviani
What's even worse was that Vyrn won - so as soon as he sacrifices a vodka-soaked chicken to whatever he worships, the unintelligible smack-talk will start...
Jobu is pleased.
WTF, I won this week! The Purple Unicorns raped Leshrak. The only question is if it was before or after the chicken got shoved up his ass.Quote:
Originally posted by Wrent
We got vodka soaked chickens getting shoved up Leshrak's ass and Gad got gang raped by Purple Unicorns
I don't know whether to call PETA or Animal Control....
And just for the record, I'm two places ahead of the Purple Unicorns, heck if I stumble into another win I might even hit single digit ranking!
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Originally posted by Gadiantor
... heck if I stumble into another win I might even hit single digit ranking!
Will you be ahead of any of the girls then?
I'm already ahead of four of them, Sebboe, Pyryth, Irae, and Deokoria. Aelyn is the only one ahead of me...and I like letting her be on top!Quote:
Originally posted by Wrent
Will you be ahead of any of the girls then?
I get that a lot.Quote:
Originally posted by Gadiantor
Aelyn is the only one ahead of me...and I like letting her be on top!
I think we've all noticed that the smack-talk this year has been especially light, and for weeks, I had thought it was because of the absence of updates. While I still blame this on the lack of updates, I also think this is because I have not reminded all of the inferior teams in the league of their epic suck. I have resolved to improve upon this position in the future, beginning with the 102-71 teabagging of Vyrn.
Where's your vodka-soaked hoes now, Vyrn? Did you fail Jobu? Have the Gods of Fried Chicken denied you their plentiful bounty of not-sucking?
And remember: you're next.
...but more specifically, Daryonn is next. However, Daryonn is starting Peyton Manning, so this week's rape is sponsored by Sprint, MasterCard, DirecTV, Reebok, and Gatorade. Fuck you, Indianapolis, and fuck you, Ohio. It's like the Bengals getting knocked out of the playoffs again...for the fourth time in a row.
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Originally posted by Gaviani
Where's your vodka-soaked hoes now, Vyrn? Did you fail Jobu? Have the Gods of Fried Chicken denied you their plentiful bounty of not-sucking?
Bitch! for starters I want my chicken back, then I want you to choke yourself while jerking off, and scream how you are so not worthy to be in the Championship game.
Then I want you to wash my chocolate smudge underwear wearing, pink fuck me pumps, while singing the lyrics to Good Times.
Best part about this rant is when it came to game time and I put the smack down ending someones playoff run, this Ohio boy left the KY jelly off so someone has to be hurting something awful.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaviani
..but more specifically, Daryonn is next. However, Daryonn is starting Peyton Manning, so this week's rape is sponsored by Sprint, MasterCard, DirecTV, Reebok, and Gatorade. Fuck you, Indianapolis, and fuck you, Ohio. It's like the Bengals getting knocked out of the playoffs again...for the fourth time in a row.
*pats Gaviani*
Yea verily, my team did choketh.
The story endeth here.
EDIT: P.S. - Beat Vyrn.