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Oh, Paris. How you amaze me.
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Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.
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Mistake? If this was a genuine mistake...!Quote:
Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her 'mistake', which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I bet she'll get a lot of signatures. I hope the governor ignores it.
She makes a lot of mistakes. :(
Driving AGAIN?!
I hope she gets wailed on for that. Fucking silver spoon sow.
You missed the best part of that article though. Her reason for why she deserves the pardon:Quote:
Originally posted by Rosuav
Mistake? If this was a genuine mistake...!
I bet she'll get a lot of signatures. I hope the governor ignores it.
If what she provides to the world is the salient criterion, does that mean Ahhhnold can give her the death penalty for being a generally repugnant influence on any unfortunate child ever to see her via any medium and a blight upon all humanity?Quote:
Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her 'mistake', which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to '(most of) our otherwise mundane lives'.
...er...no...Quote:
In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to '(most of) our otherwise mundane lives'.
I don't find her pretty in the least, sorry. So beauty is out.
And 'excitement'...hmm, lets analyze this. Nope, I don't think that human life endangerment, breaking the law, and her being a shallow, unintelligent, spoiled-brat is exciting to me.
So...where's the "For aether's sake, send Paris to jail for the full 45 days at least!" petition?
So a bunch of Hilton fans outraged that she has to go to jail fire back with an ... online petition. Hmm. That's Hilton fans, alright. They should send it via e-mail and collect signatures, too.Quote:
Originally posted by xaxer
Hilton — star of reality TV show "The Simple Life" on the E! network — has called the sentence unfair, and her fans have posted a petition on the Internet urging Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.
Sentence her to 45 days without contact with the popular press. She'll shrivel up and die for lack of attention.
Genius my dear, sheer genius!Quote:
Originally posted by Rosuav
Sentence her to 45 days without contact with the popular press. She'll shrivel up and die for lack of attention.
I am saddened by the fact that everyone has actually given this much attention to subject. It just goes to show that her stupidity does in fact make her a topic worth discussing.