...and then comes the movie!Quote:
Originally posted by Aristotle
Oh god... Not a book.
You're right. :(
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...and then comes the movie!Quote:
Originally posted by Aristotle
Oh god... Not a book.
You're right. :(
Nah 45 days in jail will likely be pretty traumatic for her. She's not gonna look back and smile on it that's for sure. I bet she comes out looking like a train wreck.
As opposed to any other appearance she's ever presented?
Paris Hilton is the embodiment of all the non-violent things wrong with the world. She's the first of many people in recent times to become famous for being famous. I have no idea how that happens, I just know it to be the reality.
My life would be better if I never had to hear mention of her or those who behave/believe like her ever again.
When I heard this I was thinking.... There is another new Reality TV Show.Quote:
Originally posted by kiania
...for 45 days? She'll probably come out -looking- like she rotted, then sell her story by writing a book about how terrible it was...
They were talking about this on the radio this morning. The girl from the show Lost who was sentenced to 60 days in the same jail Paris is supposed to go to for similar crimes actually served 2 hours then they let her go due to overcrowding. The most Paris would serve is 22.5 days and she could get a further 5 or so days off for good behavior. So if she went she'd probably be in there for 17 or less days depending on overcrowding.
Its going to be hard to write a book if she's only in for 2 hours, but two weeks would probably give her enough material.
Now I'm torn between wanting her to stay in there as long as possible, and fear of the obvious book opportunities!
We should do funny little fake blog entries....
Paris Hilton: Two Hours into Hell
One minute into her jail sentence:
Like ok, I thought this was all some big joke for one of those punked reality type shows, but they go TOO far when they put this orange jumpsuit on me. It just makes me look so shallow or sallow.. or hmm... I am not sure the difference. I feel so naked, and not in the good, "I am so hot, naked kind of way." They took my cellphone, my cute little purse with my dog in it and they wouldn't even give me a nail file when I broke one of my $300 silk wrap nails. I will have to remember to call Nicole to bake one in a souffle for me. Oh I forgot, she hates me this week. What a bitch.
I have to agree with Ari and hope she rots in jail. What ticks me off is that she was late to court. If this was any other normal citizen their jail time would double just for being late. I hate how these celebrities come waltzing in late and nothing is said to them about it. Where is the equalness in this?:rolleyes
Makes you want to be a celebrity, 'eh? Except without the jail time bit! :D
"I've a unique position in the world. I'm an international celebrity. So I don't want the wrong kind of publicity."Quote:
Originally posted by kiania
Makes you want to be a celebrity, 'eh? Except without the jail time bit! :D
-- Orpheus, from Offenbach's opera of the same name