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Following a link from a previous theonion.com story, I bring you another announcement from theonion.com:
MLB To Place Asterisk, Pound Sign, Exclamation Point, Letter 'F' Next To Bonds' Name In Record Books
"When my children's grandchildren open up their Baseball Almanac a hundred years from now, they'll see this enduring, universally understood symbol right next to Barry's name," Selig said. "And when they do, they'll immediately know that this sequence of characters—F*#!—reflects history's attitude toward not only the conditions under which he was able to hit his home runs, but also the historical implications he had on the game and its records, the relationship he had with the media and fans during his momentous chase, and just the general atmosphere of baseball in an era he will come to embody."
BAHAHAHA!!! I love The Onion!
Hahahaha. Yes! Thank you Marc Ecko. You got under his skin:
Bonds says he'll boycott Hall if record-setting ball has asterisk
You shouldn't be there anyway, cheater.Quote:
NEW YORK -- Barry Bonds would boycott Cooperstown if the Hall of Fame displays his record-breaking home run ball with an asterisk.
That includes skipping his potential induction ceremony.
"I won't go. I won't be part of it," Bonds said in an interview with MSNBC that aired Thursday night. "You can call me, but I won't be there."
Except for Barry... who altered history with steroids.Quote:
"I don't think you can put an asterisk in the game of baseball, and I don't think that the Hall of Fame can accept an asterisk," Bonds said. "You cannot give people the freedom, the right to alter history. You can't do it.
It is really funny that he thinks he is hurting us somehow. Doesn't he realize people don't WANT him there?Quote:
"I will never be in the Hall of Fame. Never," Bonds said. "Barry Bonds will not be there."
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"I will never be in the Hall of Fame. Never," Bonds said. "Barry Bonds will not be there."
Duh, "Barry Bonds" will never be there.
But I bet dollars to donuts that "Barry Bonds*" will be.
The * might be Barry Bonds' puckered asshole being violated in prison.
Barry Bonds indicted on perjury, obstruction charges