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September 4th, 2004, 12:49 PM
Gadiantor

Premium Fantasy Football '04

I set the draft status to ready, and thought I'd start a new thread now that we've got most everything worked out.

Here is what the league looks like:

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Manager Team Name ********* ******************** Vin Buttheads Falix PowderPuffs Wrent Lucky Bitches! Pyryth Pokeys Sebboe seizuredogs Serith The Christ Punchers Isaviel Blitzat1 Deokoria Misfits Drasoini Shellshock Liathano Discovery Channel Gadiantor Gridiron Gorians Xenoroyal The New York GiMets

Prize Pool = $300 in registration

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Prizes Registration Dollars ************* ******************** 1st place 100 2nd place 75 3rd place 50 Comeback Kid 25 (Best comeback from a bad start to the season) Giant Killer 25 (Best underdog victory(ies)) Murphy's Team 25 (Team that puts up great points, but always seems to lose anyway)

This is the 4th Thresh Fantasy Football League, the first premium leauge, and I think it's the first time we've had female managers!

The draft should be done within 24 hours, and then let the smack talk begin!
September 5th, 2004, 04:32 AM
Falix

The PowderPuffs have added some depth to their team for the second season in the club's history. Key off-season acquisitions have brought many veterans to the team, such as Peyton Manning, Isaac Bruce, Marshall Faulk and Curtis Martin to help get the franchise off and running. The coaching staff has put together what they believe to be a winning gameplan, looking to not only compete in the league, but dominate. The only concern expressed by the organization was for kicker Sebastian Janikowski, who seems to enjoy kickin' it at the bar than he does kickin' it at the stadium.

At a recent press conference, the team owner was asked how he believes his beloved PowderPuffs will fair against the rugged competition in the league. He simply replied, "You bitches betta recognize".
September 5th, 2004, 09:21 AM
Serith

Quote:

Originally posted by Falix
The only concern expressed by the organization ...

It wasnt the ineptitude of their coaching staff and owner?
September 5th, 2004, 11:49 AM
Sebboe

I didn't even set my draft order. I got busy with other things and I still did pretty good, at least on the surface. The big thing I am happy about is that there were some players with a decent rank in the pecking order that are hurt and I didn't get any of them.

Pennington
Koren Robinson
Keyshawn Johnson
Portis
Travis "McGahee SUCKS" Henry
Tony Gonzales

Good job Yahoo!
September 5th, 2004, 12:03 PM
Sebboe

Christ Punchers had an very sweet draft with the one-two combo of Tomlinson and Culpepper. Damn!
September 5th, 2004, 12:37 PM
Liathano

Quote:

Originally posted by Sebboe
Christ Punchers had an very sweet draft with the one-two combo of Tomlinson and Culpepper. Damn!

the enemy Christ Punchers do not have these NFL superstars. they are property of team Discovery Channel, and will enjoy securing my victories every week
September 5th, 2004, 09:20 PM
Gadiantor

For those that can't get into the league to see how the draft turned out I'm posting it here...it's a huge pain in the ass, so you better appreciate it biatches!

The draft order was: Deokoria, Liathano, Sebboe, Pyryth, Serith, Vin, Wrent, Xenoroyal, Isaviel, Drasoini, Gadiantor, Falix. Odd rounds were in that order, and even rounds were in reverse order. (ie: Falix picked last in the first round, but had the first pick in the second round) The draft was done automatically, but people were able to set their priority list.

I got the tables to be formatted correctly on my machine, so if they don't look right to you your settings just suck!

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Deokoria Liathano Sebboe Pyryth Rnd Misfits Discovery Channel seizuredogs Pokeys 1 P. Holmes L. Tomlinson C. Portis S. Alexander 2 S. Davis D. Culpepper T. Henry D. Davis 3 M. Vick C. Johnson T. Gonzalez S. Moss 4 L. Coles C. Rogers K. Robinson T. Heap 5 K. Winslow Q. Griffin C. Pennington Baltimore 6 R. Smith L. Fitzgerald Ke. Johnson J. Porter 7 Ke. Johnson Denver D. Bennett J. Garcia 8 Kansas City J. Witten M. Stover R. Wayne 9 J. Kasay R. Longwell Seattle A. Vinatieri 10 E. Smith Ro. Williams E. George L. Suggs 11 B. Johnson B. Leftwich B. Lloyd R. Gardner 12 D. Givens Pittsburgh R. Gannon D. Carr 13 T. Glenn S. Jackson M. Muhammad L. Smith 14 J. Hanson I. Hilliard Oakland E. Kennison 15 B. Miller J. Reed J. Hall Indianapolis Serith Vin Wrent Xenoroyal Rnd The Christ Punchers Buttheads Lucky Bitches The NEW YORK GiMets 1 D. McNabb A. Green T. Holt D. McAllister 2 H. Ward T. Owens J. Walker C. Dillon 3 R. Johnson M. Hasselbeck B. Favre J. Horn 4 P. Price C. Brown M. Booker S. McNair 5 M. Vanderjagt J. Smith Chicago P. Burress 6 New England J. Shockey P. Edinger D. Stallworth 7 T. Jones T. Calico T. Wheatley Tampa Bay 8 P. Warrick Carolina T. Duckett J. Elam 9 Da. Clark J. Brown E. Kinney B. Franks 10 C. Palmer C. Garner D. Terrell T. Barber 11 W. McGahee A. Lelie G. Hearst J. Delhomme 12 Minnesota J. Plummer K. McCardell Re. Williams 13 M. Gramatica Buffalo J. Harrington St. Louis 14 J. Morton R. Ferguson I. Mili T. Taylor 15 A. Boldin F. Jones J. Carney P. Dawson Isaviel Drasoini Gadiantor Falix Rnd Blitzat1 Shellshock Gridiron Gorians PowderPuffs 1 E. James J. Lewis R. Moss P. Manning 2 K. Barlow F. Taylor M. Harrison M. Faulk 3 D. Mason E. Moulds D. Staley B. Westbrook 4 An. Johnson D. Jackson A. Brooks S. Smith 5 C. Chambers M. Bulger M. Bennett A. Toomer 6 T. Green J. McCareins A. Crumpler I. Bruce 7 B. Williams Miami J. Wilkins A. Gates 8 D. Akers R. McMichael Dallas Philadelphia 9 Tennessee O. Mare M. Robinson S. Janikowski 10 K. Jones W. Dunn T. Brady C. Martin 11 D. Branch J. Galloway D. Foster J. McCown 12 Q. Morgan T. Maddox J. Rice D. Driver 13 D. Bledsoe R. Woods Atlanta New Orleans 14 De. Clark Jacksonville J. Feely M. Pollard 15 M. Andersen A. Elling Tr. Brown A. Davis
September 5th, 2004, 11:04 PM
Sebboe

Quote:

Originally posted by Liathano
the enemy Christ Punchers do not have these NFL superstars. they are property of team Discovery Channel, and will enjoy securing my victories every week

I stand corrected.. either way.. DAMN!
September 5th, 2004, 11:21 PM
Liathano

yeah, i have no idea how i got Culpepper that late 2nd round. i love it
September 6th, 2004, 07:09 PM
Gadiantor

Quote:

Originally posted by Liathano
yeah, i have no idea how i got Culpepper that late 2nd round. i love it

Because the Yahoo auto-draft sucks ass! I already had a top WR, so a top QB or RB would have made a great 2nd pick, but noooo, grab another WR! Stupid Yahoo.
September 6th, 2004, 10:36 PM
Aristotle

Yeah, looking at that draft makes me BOGGLE at how in the hell their auto draft works.

But don't be too upset, look at the Christ Punchers draft. They got absolutely hosed.

I love Hines Ward and all (he's a former bulldog) but 2nd round pick?!?!?!
September 6th, 2004, 10:39 PM
Aristotle

I noticed a few problems with your list of prizes, Gadiantor:

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Prizes Registration Dollars ************* ******************** 1st place 100 2nd place 75 3rd place 50 Comeback Kid 25 (Best comeback from a bad start to the season) Giant Killer 25 (Best underdog victory(ies)) Murphy's Team 25 (Team that puts up great points, but always seems to lose anyway)

It should read:

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Prizes Registration Dollars ************* ******************** 1st place 100 2nd place 75 3rd place 50 Comeback Kid 50 (Best comeback from a bad start to the season) Giant Killer 50 (Best underdog victory(ies)) Murphy's Team 50 (Team that puts up great points, but always seems to lose anyway) ????????????? 25 (Team that deserves a prize for A Reason to Be Named Later)

You might be wondering where the extra $100 comes from. It comes from Threshold! :)

I'm throwing in another $100 in registration rewards into the pot. I have added an extra $25 to the named prizes and I've created another $25 category that will be given away for a reason that seems appropriate as the season unfolds.

So if your team goes south, don't worry folks. There will be a LOT of ways to win.

Have fun everyone! :)
September 6th, 2004, 11:02 PM
Liathano

wow, thanks a lot Ari! thats really great!

i'll be sure to keep you posted on the hated Discovery Channel's wins since this is the last year you can hate my team ;)
September 7th, 2004, 01:52 AM
Serith

Quote:

Originally posted by Aristotle
But don't be too upset, look at the Christ Punchers draft. They got absolutely hosed.

Wtf?!!! My #1 fan has lost heart?!

Set your mind at ease, Oh faithful one, this year is the year of the WR.

This year we only start one QB, which makes the mess to find a healthy QB 500% better, and takes the point load off them, and onto WR's since RB's stay the same. Mcnabb was a great first pick, in lieu of the big RB's.

The new rule regarding corners will make a great difference in how things are played, and the WR's are going to have way better #'s due to the backing off on coverage. Hines ward is a good Second rounder! I stand by him! He'll even throw a TD or two.

I didnt want to waste a pick on a not SURE THING RB, which I think Is __ONLY__ TOmlinson, Holmes, Dillon, and Alexander. (Portis is a bust this year!)

But looking at all subsequent Picks, I think Ward was the best player available at the time of my second pick.

Culpepper is a great aquisition, but you can only start 1 qb, so We're still good!

TAKE HEART!! GET BACK ON BOARD!!!

(I think Newbie Deokoria got a great draft, btw. Cant argue with the Priest, and Davis as a one-two, and if Vick doesnt hurt everything in his leg, he's gonna score. I think her WR's could use work, but every year a new reciever surprises.)

Predictions:

Teams in Trouble: Isaviel, Powder puffs, Shellshock. (I think Isaviel got the most hosing)

TEams to beat. (Lia, Buttheads, Gimets) I pick GiMets for the best draft. SICK rb's, Good WR's, SOlid play through anything QB,and great depth.
September 7th, 2004, 06:17 AM
Falix

Thanks a bunch, Ari! That rules =)
September 7th, 2004, 07:17 AM
Isaviel

Thanks Ari!

I look forward to playing the first time here though I'm not so worry about losing. I'm using this year more as a ride of experience. Not that I'm not going to take my team and try to kick everyone's ass though!
September 7th, 2004, 02:10 PM
Aristotle

Quote:

Originally posted by Serith
Wtf?!!! My #1 fan has lost heart?!

Set your mind at ease, Oh faithful one, this year is the year of the WR.

...

TAKE HEART!! GET BACK ON BOARD!!!

The Christ Punchers front office has allayed the fears of their #1 Fan. Thank goodness I never cancelled my season tickets.

Furthermore, under what circumstances could I have EVER doubted Georgia Bulldog Hines Ward? I am ashamed of myself.

GO CHRIST PUNCHERS! DEATH TO THE HATED DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
September 7th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Gadiantor

Thanks Ari!

I think next year we need to explore different draft options because the auto-draft is just rediculous. One of the options is to do our own draft and then input the results, so I think we can look at that as well as the live draft. I think technology has improved enough since the inagural season live draft debacle that it might be worth trying again.

Deokoria had the best draft IMO, but you never know what will happen as the season unfolds.

Let the trading and free agent activity begin!
September 8th, 2004, 10:03 AM
Sebboe

Quote:

Originally posted by Aristotle
The Christ Punchers front office has allayed the fears of their #1 Fan. Thank goodness I never cancelled my season tickets.

Furthermore, under what circumstances could I have EVER doubted Georgia Bulldog Hines Ward? I am ashamed of myself.

GO CHRIST PUNCHERS! DEATH TO THE HATED DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

1. Thanks for the extras.. very cool..
2. Hines rules
3. UGA all the way
4. Verron Haynes should get some quality touches on third down

Not that I hate the discovery channel or the christ punchers.. I'm just partial to the Seizuredogs :)
September 8th, 2004, 02:24 PM
Isaviel

This place looks like the perfect place to watch football. Maybe you know the place Lia???

Watchin Football!

and this is just amazing...

Hungry?

WOW! :eat

Wow gotta check out the menu and the variety of wings! WOO!
September 8th, 2004, 03:55 PM
Liathano

Quote:

Originally posted by Isaviel
This place looks like the perfect place to watch football. Maybe you know the place Lia???

yep! it's only a little over an hour north of me. i've only been there once and it was passing through, and i'm underage, so i didnt get to stay and enjoy beer and football. but their food definitely kicks ass and i plan on hitting it up sometime when i'm legal
September 8th, 2004, 04:56 PM
Xenoroyal

Considering I have McAllister, Stallworth, and Horn on my roster ill be doing a LOT of rooting for New Orleans this year.

I got Steve McNair in the 4th round, crazy.

My RBs have a nice workload of carries ahead of them, hopefully they can stay healthy.

HUGE MATCHUP AGAINST THE CHRIST PUNCHERS IN WEEK 1!
September 8th, 2004, 05:04 PM
vin

Quote:

Originally posted by Isaviel
Thanks Ari!

I look forward to playing the first time here though I'm not so worry about losing. I'm using this year more as a ride of experience. Not that I'm not going to take my team and try to kick everyone's ass though!

Get ready for that week 1 asskicking you're about to receive!

Good luck everyone and thanks Ari!
September 8th, 2004, 05:33 PM
Liathano

Quote:

Originally posted by Xenoroyal
HUGE MATCHUP AGAINST THE CHRIST PUNCHERS IN WEEK 1!

start them off with a loss so i can continue their losing streak in week 2
September 8th, 2004, 05:39 PM
Isaviel

Quote:

Originally posted by vin
Get ready for that week 1 asskicking you're about to receive!

You are so going down little boy! Make sure you have your crying towel next to you like you did last year watching your boys lose.
September 12th, 2004, 06:10 PM
Serith

Wow, after enduring a week long tirade of insults and bolsterous braggarty, the Christ Punchers just put their Heads down, and played ball.

Xenoroyal's NEW YORK Gametes made a gametime descision to stick with the Verbal Assault on offense, instead of any running or passing games, which proved to be an embarrassing, fatal mistake.

As Promised, the Mighty Christ Punchers have opened with a strong showing, and Moved to their rightful position at the top.

The General Management had this comment, extending the olive branch to Xenoroyal:

"Well, Maybe if one of the prizes is stupidest fucking name, you'll have a shot this season, so its not all that bad."

(though reports are still out on that, due to the overwhelming number of Asinine Team names this year.)
September 12th, 2004, 07:03 PM
Sebboe

Not that its really gonna matter but I'm very confused about why the schedule showed everyone with a bye this week. I didn't set my lineup, which the only change would have been that Muhamed would be in over Bennett. When did the schedule get changed?
September 12th, 2004, 07:29 PM
Serith

Quote:

Originally posted by Sebboe
Not that its really gonna matter but I'm very confused about why the schedule showed everyone with a bye this week. I didn't set my lineup, which the only change would have been that Muhamed would be in over Bennett. When did the schedule get changed?

huh?

Why would anyone have a bye this week? It never showed that on my end.
September 13th, 2004, 01:38 PM
Liathano

Culpepper throwing for 5 tds against last year's #1 ranked defense, along with a POWERHOUSE backfield in LaDainian Tomlinson and Quentin Griffin spell a long year for any and all who oppose the Discovery Channel. how's the view from below first place?
September 13th, 2004, 01:46 PM
Isaviel

Whoa wasn't this the one who was saying, Wahhhhh I'm not playing this year! Well don't get your head too far above those clouds because the discovery channel will soon "discover" what it's like to be back down below!
September 13th, 2004, 02:00 PM
Isaviel

Quote:

Originally posted by Serith
(though reports are still out on that, due to the overwhelming number of Asinine Team names this year.)

At least my name has something to DO with football!
September 14th, 2004, 06:43 PM
Xenoroyal

Well, ill be the first to admit the severe dissapointment in the New York GiMets roster this past week, I personally would like to thank the Saints for not being able to even carry their own jock on Sunday.

AND, its pretty easy for someone to talk shit after the fact!

Being champions of a Fantasy Hockey League and also ending up in the top three in the NCAA Baskeball tournament, the managment here has proven its dedication and knowledge of sports, and will continue to strive to achieve the -top- recognition of Football league champion.

The management here also understands the "country boy" type nature of Christ Punchers organization and realizes its due to a lack of respect for the city of New York. We base these comments on their lack of taste, when clearly, there are a variety of absurd team names in this years field.
September 14th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Serith

Quote:

Originally posted by Xenoroyal

The management here also understands the "country boy" type nature of Christ Punchers organization and realizes its due to a lack of respect for the city of New York..

Dont underestimate yourself! You CAN win the "Dumbass Name of the Year" Award, strive for greatness!

Lack of taste, maybe, you can have all the taste you like. All that bitter, disappointing, sour taste of losing and let down. I really wouldnt know.

Go CP!
September 14th, 2004, 10:05 PM
Gadiantor

I'm keeping track of stats and stuff as each week goes by on a spreadsheet to provide some data to figure out the prizes at the end of the season. If you think of something out of the ordinary that should be noted for someone for the week just send me an IM, forums PM, or an e-mail and I'll add it to the spreadsheet.

Oh, and I have to add some smack talk I suppose....You're all going down like cheerleaders on prom night!
September 15th, 2004, 12:02 AM
Gadiantor

Week 1 Results

Gadiantor's Gridiron Gorians VS Falix's PowderPuffs

The PowderPuffs won convincingly in a game that ended 85.12 to 65.85. The Gorians put up the best points of any losing team, which puts them in the middle of the pack in the league with the PowderPuffs sitting in third place. The future may not look so good for the Puffs though as Steve Smith went down with an ankle injury. Next week the Puffs should be able to weather out the injury against the Misfits while the Gorians will square off with a Seizuredogs team that is sure to be out to prove something.

Sebboe's seizuredogs VS Liathano's Discovery Channel

The dogs were seized spanked molested beaten thrown outside and chained up as they lost 59.63 to 105.04. The dogs performed well enough to be sitting in eighth place, but DC put up numbers that would have beaten anyone in the league. Even though the dogs lost by the largest margin of any game this week, they look to improve next week against the Gorians. We'll see next week if DC is a one week wonder or if they have the power to dominate week in and week out as they face the Punchers in the premier match up of week two.

Serith's Christ Punchers VS Xenoroyal's New York GiMets

The Punchers landed one right to the GiMets' big apples this week as they sent them to the canvas in a convincing 85.20 to 41.51 trouncing. While the margin of victory wasn't quite as high as what DC did to the Dogs, it is always embarrassing to be doubled up on in points. The GiMets' performance was not quite bad enough to shame them with DFL honors, but they aren't far from it. Management better make some moves or the GiMets will have to get used to losing. Next week the GiMets look to pull it together against an unimpressive Shellshock while the Punchers will slug it out with DC in a battle of the top two teams in the league.

Drasoini's shellshock VS Wrent's Lucky Bitches

Those Bitches aren't lucky at all! The Shellshock were the lucky ones this week, limping away with a 42.49 to 33.86 victory. Sadly, this was the closest match of the week, and Shellshock put up the least impressive point total of any winner. But they sit in sixth place none the less. The management for the Bitches better start running on more than luck or they will wear the disgrace of DFL all season. Any fans that went to see this match up deserve a refund and tickets to go see two real teams play. Next week the Bitches hope for better luck against Blitzat1 while Shellshock meets the GiMets in another battle of the bottom feeders.

Isaviel's Blitzat1 VS Vin's Buttheads

The Buttheads picked up the Blitz perfectly and cruised to a 70.67 to 41.88 victory. The Buttheads are in a solid fifth place, while the Blitz are sitting in the ten spot. The rookie manager for the Blitz should have learned some lessons this week, so we're expecting a solid performance next week against the abysmal Lucky Bitches. The Buttheads will square off against a solid Pokeys team, which should prove to be a much more competitive game.

Pyreth's Pokeys VS Deokoria's Misfits

The Misfits certainly didn't fit in with the winners this week as they fell 43.38 to 83.15. The solid performance by the Pokeys leaves them in fourth place while the Misfits sit in a distant ninth. Next week the Pokeys will have a bit more competition as they face the Buttheads, and the Misfits look to redeem themselves against a tough PowderPuffs team. It doesn't look like the Misfits will be fitting in next week either...
September 15th, 2004, 02:02 AM
Aristotle

Woo Hoo!

Great game-by-game commentary Gadiantor!

I hope that is the beginning of a trend. That rocks! :)
September 15th, 2004, 07:57 AM
Isaviel

Bahahaha

Great job Gad!

Blizters will make a come back!
September 15th, 2004, 08:42 AM
drasoini

The members Shellshock and the management of said team are all working to correct the horrible start. One has fallen before the might of unimpressiveness, more will follow.
September 15th, 2004, 07:28 PM
Xenoroyal

"Oh, and I have to add some smack talk I suppose....You're all going down like cheerleaders on prom night!"

LOL, seems like its strictly business for Gad. Nice job with the game recaps though!
September 21st, 2004, 01:57 AM
Gadiantor

Week 2 Results

Serith’s Christ Punchers VS Liathano’s Discovery Channel

The Punchers (2-0-0) did it again, scoring a KO against DC (1-1-0) 77.85 to 59.06. The Punchers put up the most points this week in a convincing victory over the team that still holds the point lead for the season and put up the most points of any loser this week. The Punchers have put themselves in first place in the league, and look to hold this spot next week as they face the Gorians. DC holds onto fourth place as the point leader. They look to rebound next week against the Shellshock, who’s two week total falls short of DC’s performance in week one.

Pyryth’s Pokeys VS Vin’s Buttheads

In a battle of the fourth and fifth place teams the Buttheads (2-0-0) stuck it to the Pokeys (1-1-0) 65.14 to 55.22. The victory vaults the Buttheads into third place while the Pokeys drop one place into fifth. Both teams look forward to facing the two worst teams in the league. The Buttheads look to mangle the Misfits and the Pokeys prepare to bitch-slap the (un)Lucky ones.

Gadiantor’s Gridiron Gorians VS Sebboe’s Seizuredogs

Last week the Dogs (1-1-0) had the shame of the worst defeat. This week they turned it around and scored the most convincing victory of the week against the Gorians (0-2-0) 77.51 to 49.49. With the win the Dogs move up two spots to sixth place, and are less than two points from overtaking the Pokeys for Fifth. The Gorians can’t seem to get the fire started as they fall to tenth place because they hold the highest point total of the three winless teams. The Dogs face a tough challenge next week as they take on Puffs. The Gorians hope to hold on to the best of the worst title as they face the league leading Punchers.

Drasoini’s Shellshock VS Xenoroyal’s New York GiMets

The battle of the mediocre lived up to its billing as the GiMets (1-1-0) edged the Shellshock (1-1-0) 56.41 to 52.30. The GiMets jumped from eleventh to seventh, while the Shellshock dropped two spots to eighth. The GiMets square off against the Blitz next week as they both try to claw their way out of the middle of the pack. Shellshock will try not to get run over by DC.

Falix’s PowderPuffs VS Deokoria’s Misfits

In a the David and Goliath match of the week the powerful Puffs (2-0-0) crushed the miniature Misfits (0-2-0) 70.08 to 57.53. The Puffs move up a spot to number two this week, while the Misfits drop to eleventh. The Puffs look to get a bit more competition from the Dogs next week, while the Misfits are looking for rocks to hurl at the Buttheads.

Isaviel’s Blitzat1 VS Wrent’s Lucky Bitches

It’s a shame that somebody had to win this game, but someone had to win...The Blitz (1-1-0) gimped past the League Bitches (0-2-0) 49.91 to 44.59. The Blitz now sits in ninth place while the Bitches solidified their spot as the worst team in the league. We’ll see if the Blitz can earn another weak victory against an equally mediocre GiMets while the Bitches are poised to take it from the Pokeys.
September 21st, 2004, 02:56 PM
Dalaena

OMG. What is up with Isaviel and Deokoria? You chicks need to STEP IT UP! You're making us look bad. :D

Discovery Team: Are you drunk? How could you let the Christ Punchers win??!!

Gadiantor: Thanks for the great re-caps. :) Can we give him the Excellent Sports Writer award? Woo.
September 21st, 2004, 06:39 PM
Aristotle

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO YOU MIGHTY CHRIST PUNCHERS!
September 21st, 2004, 07:46 PM
Xenoroyal

WOW. The GiMets organizaton is appaled by the biased reporting that took place in this weeks game recaps!

Lets take a look at a few shoddy written snippets:

"The battle of the mediocre lived up to its billing as the GiMets (1-1-0) edged the Shellshock (1-1-0) 56.41 to 52.30."

This was a hard earned victory in light of the unfortunate injury of the GiMets star running back, who could be out six weeks now!

"We’ll see if the Blitz can earn another weak victory against an equally mediocre GiMets while the Bitches are poised to take it from the Pokeys."

While it seems the author has extreme enjoyment in his use of the word "medicore", he fails to point out his own teams lackluster performance, coming in with the 2nd lowest point total for this week, an IMPRESSIVE 49.49!
September 21st, 2004, 08:49 PM
Isaviel

With Branch injured by those lousy Cardinals it made it a tough week for the Blitzers to finish with a punch but rest assure it's only been two weeks and the Blitzers will return with an uppercut.

But even as bad of a victory the Blitzers took they seem to even defeat out those Griddle Gorians who seem to lost their heat.
September 22nd, 2004, 12:53 AM
Aristotle

Hey Xeno, don't kill the messenger.

Great recaps! :)
September 22nd, 2004, 12:03 PM
Gadiantor

Quote:

Originally posted by Xenoroyal
WOW. The GiMets organizaton is appaled by the biased reporting that took place in this weeks game recaps!

Since when has any of the media ever been unbiased?

I did contact the Gorians management and they said to point out that their two week total of 115.34 puts them in place to overtake the GiMets (only 97.92 points for two weeks) when the Gorians pull off the upset of the week against the Punchers and the GiMets return to their losing ways!
September 24th, 2004, 07:05 PM
Serith

Falix better have a good explanation

Serith's Shitlist:

FALIX

What the fuck is Falix doing? He's committing the A#1 worst cardinal sin in fantasy football.....

NOT PAYING A-FUCKING-TENTION TO YOU FUCKING TEAM!!!!!

Will this be the second week in a row he's starting a WR with a BROKEN FUCKING LEG?!

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that Steve Smith aint gonna make it to the line of scrimmage this week.

Get with the friggin' program.
September 27th, 2004, 10:15 AM
Dalaena

Dude, I'm a football newbie and I would know not to start a wide receiver with a broken leg! He's about as useful as a husband without any money. :D
September 29th, 2004, 12:17 AM
Gadiantor

Week 3 Results

Pyryth’s Pokeys VS Wrent’s Lucky Bitches

What a game for the Lucky Bitches (0-3-0)! The combination of Brett Favre passing to Javon Walker led to an amazing 91.66 points, third largest one-week total for the season, and well over the 79.45 season total that the Bitches took into this game. As fate would have it though, the Bitches luck ran out, as they faced a Pokeys (2-1-0) team who stuck it to the Bitches as predicted. The Pokeys put up the second highest one-week total this season with 97.46. With the victory the Pokeys hold fifth place, while the high octane burst from the Bitches moved them up one spot out of DFL. The Pokeys will face a GiMets team averaging a meager 50 points per week for the season, and are hoping for another big point production week to make a move into the top four. After an explosion this week that just fell short of getting the job done, the Bitches will try their luck against the third place Buttheads. After almost scoring an upset this week the Bitches hope to prove it wasn’t a flash in the pan.

Isaviel’s Blitzat1 VS Xenoroyal’s New York GiMets

In the nail-biter of the week the Blitz (2-1-0) got to the GiMets (1-2-0) and sacked them for a disappointing loss for the New Yorkers. A scant 55.93 points was enough to best the GiMets 51.21. With the win the Blitz are the big movers this week, vaulting three spots to sixth place (despite the second lowest point total in the league), while the GiMets drop two into ninth. The Blitz will face a real challenge next week as they face the league point leading DC, while the GiMets face a Pokeys team that have over 85 more points on the season than the New Yorkers. Both the Blitz and the GiMets will have to do something they have yet to do this season if they want to be competitive...break the 60 point mark.

Gadiantor’s Gridiron Gorians VS Serith’s Christ Punchers

The Gorians (0-3-0) best performance of the season, 75.17, wasn’t enough to knock off the first place Punchers (3-0-0) with 88.42. Starting the season 0-3 better get the Gorians blood going soon, or they’ll have no chance at a fourth straight trip to the playoffs. The Punchers almost overtook the point lead for the league this week, which would have solidified their number one status. Next week the Punchers face off with the number two PowderPuffs. Last time the top two teams squared off it was the Punchers overtaking DC for first. The Gorians look for their first victory as they face a Shellshock team who average under 52 points a week.

Falix’s PowderPuffs VS Sebboe’s Seizuredogs

The Puffs (3-0-0) proved that they have the power as they rolled up the newspaper and beat the Dogs (1-2-0) 89.66 to 55.75. Despite poor management the Puffs put up impressive numbers with players that didn’t even take the field this week. If management actually took the time to manage the team they could easily be in first place. They will definitely need to be on top of their game next week as they face the league leading Punchers. The Dogs, on the other hand, have the luxury of facing league worst Misfits.

Drasoini’s Shellshock VS Liathano’s Discover Channel

Another shock was dealt to the Shells (1-2-0) as they lost to DC (2-1-0) 60.31 to 87.26. With the win DC holds on to the point lead for the league by only .04. Their hold on fourth is strong for the time being, and they could move up into the top three as there will be at least one fewer perfect records next week. DC faces an overperforming Blitz team next week, but must keep up point production to hold one of the top spots. The Shellshock will try to keep the Gorians in the basement next week. The Shock have steadily improved each week, so this is a game to watch...if you care about the bottom of the league.

Vin’s Buttheads VS Deokoria’s Misfits

In the spanking of the week, the Buttheads (3-0-0) bent the Misfits (0-3-0) over their knee and wailed away, scoring a 67.49 to 37.95 victory. Only the Bitches have put up a worse score than the Misfits, but at least the Bitches are improving. The Buttheads hold onto third place with the victory, but are easily the weakest of the undefeated teams with a point total less than 13 points ahead of the winless Gorians. Meanwhile the Misfits sink to DFL based on their pathetic performance and the surprising showing by the Bitches. The Buttheads will face the Bitches next week, and have to be hoping that this week was a fluke, or we could easily see an upset and have only one undefeated team at the end of next week. The Misfits look to hand a victory to the Dogs next week.
September 29th, 2004, 01:18 AM
Gadiantor

Re: Falix better have a good explanation

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Originally posted by Serith
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FALIX

What the fuck is Falix doing? He's committing the A#1 worst cardinal sin in fantasy football.....

NOT PAYING A-FUCKING-TENTION TO YOU FUCKING TEAM!!!!!

Will this be the second week in a row he's starting a WR with a BROKEN FUCKING LEG?!

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that Steve Smith aint gonna make it to the line of scrimmage this week.

Get with the friggin' program.

Not only is his leg broken, but this past week was his Bye week, as it was for Martin too. Falix would have a shot at first place if he'd pay attention to his team. The only justice that can be done is for him to lose huge next week!

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